🌲If this sounds like the dream, you’re ready. The “I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan” machine embroidery design captures peak retirement humor with a charming illustrated scene and perfectly dry sarcasm.
Featuring a grumpy older man pointing at a raccoon mid-debate, this design is ideal for anyone counting down the days to quiet living, fewer people, and woodland roommates.
Perfect for:
Retirement gifts for coworkers, friends, or family
Pillows, wall hangings, and framed hoop art
Tote bags and cabin décor
Gifts for introverts, nature lovers, and humor fans
Craft fair bestsellers and novelty gifts
🧵 Design Includes:
Available in multiple sizes (refer to pictures for dimensions offered)
Instant digital download – No physical item will be sent
⚠️ Note:Please do not resize the design to avoid stitch issues. Due to the digital nature, refunds are not available, but we’ll gladly assist with any issues.
Usage & Licensing:
Finished embroidered items may be sold
Digital file may NOT be resold, shared, or redistributed
Due to the digital nature of this product, refunds are not available
