{"product_id":"unattended-children-3836","title":"Unattended Children Will Be Taught to Swear – Funny Machine Embroidery Saying, 6 Sizes (3836)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eAdd a bold dose of sarcastic humor to your stitching with this \u003cstrong data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"454\"\u003e“Unattended Children Will Be Given an Energy Drink and Be Taught to Swear” Machine Embroidery Design\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for those who appreciate cheeky adult humor, this design is ideal for kitchen towels, shop signs, aprons, and gift projects that aren’t afraid to make people laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eWith 6 included sizes, this versatile saying stitches beautifully on a variety of projects—whether you’re crafting for yourself, gifting to a like-minded friend, or stocking your booth with laugh-out-loud designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e⭐ Highlights:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eFunny \u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"918\"\u003eadult humor embroidery saying\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eIncludes \u003cstrong data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e6 sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e for multiple hoop options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"974\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003eGreat for kitchen décor, bar towels, aprons, tote bags, and wall hangings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003ePerfect for snarky gifts, craft fairs, and conversation starters\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for \u003cstrong data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003ekitchen towels, tote bags, aprons, quilts, and gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant download – start stitching today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cb\u003eDesign Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes (refer to pictures for dimensions offered)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eFile formats: PES, DST, EXP, HUS, JEF, VIP, VP3, XXX\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eIncludes a PDF stitch guide for reference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eInstant digital download – No physical item will be sent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003ePlease do not resize the design to avoid stitch issues. Due to the digital nature, refunds are not available, but we’ll gladly assist with any issues.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Carrie Ellen Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47146377511133,"sku":"3836","price":4.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4770\/6589\/files\/3836UnnatendedChildrenSaying-a.png?v=1766601834","url":"https:\/\/www.carrieellendesigns.com\/products\/unattended-children-3836","provider":"Carrie Ellen Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}