{"product_id":"funny-chicken-3825","title":"Sometimes I Look at People Machine Embroidery Design | Funny Adult Humor Chicken Quote Stitch File, 6 Sizes (3825)","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"405\" data-start=\"353\"\u003eBold. Sarcastic. Not for the easily offended. 🐔😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"600\" data-start=\"407\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"515\" data-start=\"411\"\u003e“Sometimes I Look at People and Think… Really? That’s the Sperm That Won?” Machine Embroidery Design\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs hilarious adult humor with an expressive wide-eyed chicken for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"744\" data-start=\"602\"\u003eThis design is perfect for novelty shirts, tote bags, sweatshirts, kitchen décor, and craft fair bestsellers that get laughs and double-takes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"893\" data-start=\"746\"\u003eProfessionally digitized with clean lettering, smooth fill stitching, and balanced density, it delivers crisp results on a wide variety of fabrics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"988\" data-start=\"895\"\u003eIf your customers love edgy humor and sarcastic sayings — this one is a conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1186\" data-start=\"1155\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1722\"\u003e• Funny novelty shirts\u003cbr data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1608\"\u003e• Sarcastic tote bags\u003cbr data-start=\"1629\" data-end=\"1632\"\u003e• Adult humor gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1651\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003e• Craft fairs \u0026amp; handmade markets\u003cbr data-start=\"1686\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003e• Statement décor\u003cbr data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"1709\"\u003e• Gag gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🧵 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDesign Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0in;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes (refer to pictures for dimensions offered)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eFile formats: PES, DST, EXP, HUS, JEF, VIP, VP3, XXX\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eIncludes a PDF stitch guide for reference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eInstant digital download – No physical item will be sent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003ePlease do not resize the design to avoid stitch issues. Due to the digital nature, refunds are not available, but we’ll gladly assist with any issues.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1485\"\u003eUsage \u0026amp; Licensing:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1530\"\u003eFinished embroidered items may be sold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1591\"\u003eDigital file may NOT be resold, shared, or redistributed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1664\"\u003eDue to the digital nature of this product, refunds are not available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Carrie Ellen Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47513381503197,"sku":"3825","price":4.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0751\/4770\/6589\/files\/3825TheSpermThatWon-a.png?v=1772154622","url":"https:\/\/www.carrieellendesigns.com\/products\/funny-chicken-3825","provider":"Carrie Ellen Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}